I think one of the problems in this country is that too many people are screwing things up, committing crimes and then getting on with their lives. What is really needed for public officials who shame themselves is ritual suicide.
Unbelievably, a goldfish can kill a gorilla. However, it does require a substantial element of surprise.
In Baltimore it's 6:42!
I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.
With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.