I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.