Even fools seem smart when they are quiet.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
We get to choose who we let in to our weird little worlds.
I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, 'My boy's got learnin'!'
For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see.