Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.