Television is the triumph of machine over people.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
Television is a new medium. Its called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.