The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.