The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it.
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
In the duel of sex, woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft.
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.