I will unbolt to you.
I know you all, and will awhile uphold the unyoked humour of your idleness...
A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow.
What hath quenched them hath given me fire.
For tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard...
Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel.