Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?