Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.

Never order food in excess of your body weight.

I've exercised with women so thin, buzzards followed them to their cars.

In two decades Ive lost a total of pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.