Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
Love is the strange bewilderment which overtakes one person on account of another person.
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.