Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
As usual, the fickle, unreasoning world took Muff Potter to its bosom and fondled him as lavishly as it had abused him before. But that sort of conduct is to the world's credit; therefore it is not well to find fault with it.
You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.
Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.
Man is the only animal who blushes...or needs to.
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.