The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
I can't recall a single masculine figure created by a woman who is not, at bottom, a booby.
The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
If I had my way no man guilty of golf would be eligible to any office of trust or profit under the United States, and all female athletes would be shipped to the white-slave corrals of the Argentine.
If there had been any formidable body of cannibals in the country he [Harry Truman] would have promised to provide them with free missionaries, fattened at the taxpayers' expense.