Oh! I don't think I would like to catch a sensible man. I shouldn't know what to talk to him about.

Oscar Wilde
Profession: Dramatist
Nationality: Irish
Some suggestions for you :
You never say a moral thing, and you never do a wrong thing.
How extraordinary! I thought you would never care for anything but your art.
A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the whole world kin.
All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction.