Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.
George Bernard Shaw
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The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
The man or woman who feels strong enough for two, seeks for every other quality in a partner than strength.
Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and calves and that men and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.
Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course.
She is to him the reality of romance, the leaner good sense of nonsense, the unveiling of his eyes, the freeing of his soul, the abolition of time, place and circumstance, the etherealization of his blood into rapturous rivers of the very water of life itself, the revelation of all the mysteries and the sanctification of all the dogmas.
Dont be afraid: she never comes to words with anyone now, poor woman! respectability has broke all the spirit out of her.
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
MRS. FARRELL. I wouldnt compare risks run to bear living people into the world to risks run to blow them out of it. A mother's risk is jooty: a soldier's nothin but divilmint.
I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work, the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no ‘brief candle' to me. It is sort of a splendid torch which I have a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it over to future generations.
Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire; the other is to get it.