A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long time if you do them. But he loves you.
He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?