If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.