I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
The difference between our decadence and the Russians' is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40.