She got her looks from her father. He'.. Groucho Marx

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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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Groucho Marx

Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American

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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

Anything that can't be done in bed isn't worth doing at all.

Boogey boogey boogey.

Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

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