Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.