I have my own soul. My own spark of divine fire.
George Bernard Shaw
All intellectual labor is inherently humorous.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Morality can go to its father the devil.
All censorships exist to prevent anyone from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions. All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed by supplanting existing institutions. Consequently, the first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.
Heaven is the most angelically dull place in all creation.