Jimmy Finn was not burned in the calaboose, but died a natural death in a tan vat, of a combination of delirium tremens and spontaneous combustion. When I say natural death, I mean it was a natural death for Jimmy Finn. Mark Twain
Always—from all companies, high or low—she went forth richer in honor and esteem than when she came. Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain
In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man. Mark Twain
