Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

Dave Barry

Dave Barry

Profession: Journalist
Nationality: American

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.

We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.