I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
W. C. Fields
Ain't fit for man nor beast.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.