My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
This administration is totally colorblind.
Let us not forget who we are. Drug abuse is a repudiation of everything America is.
A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
No matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting.