Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Hello, I must be going.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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