I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.