My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'
The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in an abstract perspective. But then, the world is basically insane - and it's trying to pass itself off as being a sane place. I show it for what it is.
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
I wrote a few children's books… not on purpose.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?