Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart's beat, and if your hearts beat anything but diamonds and clubs, it's because your partner is cheating, or your wife.