The unread is always better than the unreadable.
There is only one thing worse in the world than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country one amuses other people. It is excessively boring.
Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.
That is one of the great secrets of life Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.
Really, if the lower orders don't set us a good example, what on earth is the use of them? They seem, as a class, to have absolutely no sense of moral responsibility.