Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.