Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far I had a good day. I got a dial tone.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.