Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

If the odds are 50/50, I don't stand a chance!

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.