When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.
To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!
The allurement that women hold out to men is precisely the allurement that Cape Hatteras holds out to sailors: they are enormously dangerous and hence enormously fascinating.
Whenever a woman begins to talk of anything, she is talking to, of, or at a man.
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.