So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force was unmilitary-like. They dropped bombs on people, but...they had a golf course.

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.

You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

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