Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.
Ambrose Bierce
Profession: Journalist
Nationality: American
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.
Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own.
Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.