Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.
George Bernard Shaw
I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.
Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing.
Don't think you can frighten me by telling me that I am alone. France is alone. God is alone. And the loneliness of God is His strength.
All genuinely intellectual work is humorous.