If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.