Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
That's bad luck: three on a midget.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.