A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. Fields
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.
I never met a kid I liked.
You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.