How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'