Why a four-year-old child could unders.. Groucho Marx

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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

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Groucho Marx

Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American

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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

He [Harpo] loved life and lived it joyously and deeply and that's about as good an epitaph as anyone can have.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.

Humor is reason gone mad.

I must admit, I was born at an early age.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is gone, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it...

I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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