No good deed goes unpunished.
They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.
I am too fond of reading books to care to write them.
When asked what he thought of sports, Oscar Wilde replied, "I approve of any activity that requires the wearing of special clothing.
Time is jealous of you, and wars against your lilies and your roses.
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.