When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
I think we need some new Christmas carols with a more modern approach. Of course, I wouldn't abandon the religious theme completely. How about Holy Christ, the Christmas Tree's on Fire? Or Jesus, can you Believe It's Christmas Again? This ought to get the ball rolling; I'm hoping you people will take it from here.
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
When it comes to BULLSHIT…BIG-TIME, MAJOR LEAGUE BULLSHIT… you have to stand IN AWE, IN AWE of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion.
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.