I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.
Should I marry W. Not if she wont tell me the other letters in her name.
Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.