Never trust a man who doesn't drink.
W. C. Fields
Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American
Some suggestions for you :
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
Beds are dangerous. More people die in bed than anywhere else.