I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

Never trust a man who doesn't drink.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

Never give a sucker an even break.