Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? Will Rogers
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there. Will Rogers
There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Will Rogers