Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.