Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never met one I didn't like.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.