Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

Just be glad you're not getting all the government you're paying for.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

When you find youself in a hole - stop digging.