Confound it, it's foolish, Tom.
The community is eminently Portuguese—that is to say, it is slow, poor, shiftless, sleepy, and lazy.
Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.
The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.
Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.