I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

I went into a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else's property.

Why are they called buildings when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?