I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.