A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.

There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, 'Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams.' Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there.

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.

God created man, but I could do better.

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'