There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw
I tell you I have created this thing out of the squashed cabbage leaves of Covent Garden; and now she pretends to play the fine lady with me.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is the tame elephants who enjoy capturing the wild ones.
It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.
The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us as much as the word telephone or motor car.